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Jeffery Dahmer invited his mother over for lunch. While they were eating he said,
"Jeffery, I don't like your friends."
"Well then just eat your vegetables."
...asked Tom gratingly.
""This dinner is made from young calves," Tom revealed.
"Would you rather have Chinese food?", said Tom wantonly.
(I could go on and on here)
Seems like I overdosed on those jokes as a kid, Tom sed veinly.
'as the LP listening dropped right orf, then? Nudge nudge, tubed CDP and all!
Nah iffens you wuz lissn'n t'orlchewbs, stead a juss'a couple, .....
CD would still be more convenient, i reckon.
Timbo in Oz
The Skyptical Mensurer and Audio Scrounger
'Still not saluting.'
Read about and view system at:
A plane went down in the Andes, and the only survivors are two stewardesses. They start getting hungry after eating all the surviving cabin food and snacks, so they figure they should start eating the bodies strewn about in the snow, distasteful a thought as it was.
Anyhoo, they decide to start with the Captain as he had a a bit of blubber on him which would help them keep warm.
"How are we going to divide him up?" asked Millie.
"I've got an idea," replied Hattie, "I'll start eating at his head, and you start with the feet."
"Great idea," says Millie.
So they're munching along in silence, so hungry they're not really paying attention to what's going on around them.
"How's the eating at your end?" asks Millie.
"Great; how's your end?"
"I'm having a ball," replies Millie.
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