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• it gives a different name each time you enter the same information. nt - dave c 14:35:51 07/06/05 (1)
  In Reply to: Something for fun posted by revjac on July 6, 2005 at 08:17:13:

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  • In other words, I may not be a - bwkendall 14:49:37 07/06/05 (0)
    In Reply to: it gives a different name each time you enter the same information. nt posted by dave c on July 6, 2005 at 14:35:51:

    realistic dildo, right?
    
    

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• Thank you from Kong Rui Shou (nt) - Bell Tower 13:47:14 07/06/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Something for fun posted by revjac on July 6, 2005 at 08:17:13:

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• Sheez - Kong De Wang - kavakidd 13:12:02 07/06/05 (1)
  In Reply to: Something for fun posted by revjac on July 6, 2005 at 08:17:13:

  Hmmmmm
  

  "Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to" Mark Twain
  
  

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  • You need to hook up with a "Chung" - bwkendall 14:34:14 07/06/05 (0)
    In Reply to: Sheez - Kong De Wang posted by kavakidd on July 6, 2005 at 13:12:02:

    and then run around singing "Everybody Perfect Tone Tonight".
    
    

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• I be Kong Bang rong! - bwkendall 10:27:12 07/06/05 (14)
  In Reply to: Something for fun posted by revjac on July 6, 2005 at 08:17:13:

  Sounds like some sort of noodle dish to me.
  
  

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  • Sorry!...don't have my glasses on...does it read King Kong? Must be the father of all dildos...nt - millen 12:02:27 07/06/05 (0)
    In Reply to: I be Kong Bang rong! posted by bwkendall on July 6, 2005 at 10:27:12:

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  • Re: I be Kong Bang rong! - revjac 10:37:01 07/06/05 (5)
    In Reply to: I be Kong Bang rong! posted by bwkendall on July 6, 2005 at 10:27:12:

    Sounds like something Tommy Bolin might've sung.
    
    

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    • Maybe, maybe not - driver 21:47:42 07/06/05 (0)
      In Reply to: Re: I be Kong Bang rong! posted by revjac on July 6, 2005 at 10:37:01:

      Might have had to investigate that a little, like hire some Private Dicks, err, Eyes.
      
      

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    • I just translated Kong Bang rong into Cherokee, - bwkendall 10:49:50 07/06/05 (3)
      In Reply to: Re: I be Kong Bang rong! posted by revjac on July 6, 2005 at 10:37:01:

      and it appears to mean "realistic dildo". Hmmmmm, I wonder if I made a mistake somewhere?
      
      

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      • I think the full translation is... - Neil49 11:37:00 07/06/05 (0)
        In Reply to: I just translated Kong Bang rong into Cherokee, posted by bwkendall on July 6, 2005 at 10:49:50:

        Kong Bang rong, gotta get me a realistic dildo.
        
        

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      • Nope. - Grover 11:08:24 07/06/05 (1)
        In Reply to: I just translated Kong Bang rong into Cherokee, posted by bwkendall on July 6, 2005 at 10:49:50:

        
        No mistake.

        ;-)

        (God, I crack myself up sometimes)
        
        

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        • Too bad - bwkendall 11:10:48 07/06/05 (0)
          In Reply to: Nope. posted by Grover on July 6, 2005 at 11:08:24:

          I don't have the vibrating option. ;~)
          
          

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  • Vietnamese sexual perversion?? (nt) - DevillEars 10:35:01 07/06/05 (6)
    In Reply to: I be Kong Bang rong! posted by bwkendall on July 6, 2005 at 10:27:12:

    :-)
    
    

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    • Re: Vietnamese sexual perversion?? (nt) - subcoolman 10:44:40 07/06/05 (1)
      In Reply to: Vietnamese sexual perversion?? (nt) posted by DevillEars on July 6, 2005 at 10:35:01:

      Ah, the Smart Filter strikes again! I have the "perfect" answer/reply, but it won't get through from here at the office.

      Damn.
      

      Jim
      Audio Apprentice
      
      

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      • Whoops. It did come through. - subcoolman 15:52:39 07/06/05 (0)
        In Reply to: Re: Vietnamese sexual perversion?? (nt) posted by subcoolman on July 6, 2005 at 10:44:40:

        Funny how I could post it at work, but I couldn' read it....
        

        Jim
        Audio Apprentice
        
        

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    • Nope. Very large primate sexual perversion! (nt) - subcoolman 10:43:12 07/06/05 (0)
      In Reply to: Vietnamese sexual perversion?? (nt) posted by DevillEars on July 6, 2005 at 10:35:01:

      Is this thing on?
      

      Jim
      Audio Apprentice
      
      

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    • Nope. Very large primate sexual perversion! (nt) - subcoolman 10:39:32 07/06/05 (2)
      In Reply to: Vietnamese sexual perversion?? (nt) posted by DevillEars on July 6, 2005 at 10:35:01:

      :0
      

      Jim
      Audio Apprentice
      
      

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      • Erection like Empire State?? (nt) - DevillEars 10:43:34 07/06/05 (0)
        In Reply to: Nope. Very large primate sexual perversion! (nt) posted by subcoolman on July 6, 2005 at 10:39:32:

        :-)
        
        

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      • Oh, you guys are going to get me all excited, and then - bwkendall 10:43:29 07/06/05 (0)
        In Reply to: Nope. Very large primate sexual perversion! (nt) posted by subcoolman on July 6, 2005 at 10:39:32:

        I'll spend the day gawking at pictures on the San Diego Zoo website! Way to go, it's all your fault!
        
        

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• Du Tu Wen? Shouldn't that be "Do To Whom?" (nt) - DevillEars 10:26:33 07/06/05 (1)
  In Reply to: Something for fun posted by revjac on July 6, 2005 at 08:17:13:

  :-)
  
  

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  • And my wife comes up as... - DevillEars 10:33:49 07/06/05 (0)
    In Reply to: Du Tu Wen? Shouldn't that be "Do To Whom?" (nt) posted by DevillEars on July 6, 2005 at 10:26:33:

    ... Dong Shuonuo... ???

    The "Dong" bit is definitely bullshit!! (I would know!)

    As far as the "Shuonuo" bit is concerned, I'll reserve judgement for the moment...

    Reminds me of "The Goon Show" and Spike Milligan's bastardised Chinese character names like "General Cash-My-Cheque"... :-)
    
    

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• Kong Zhao Mu here.... - subcoolman 10:23:17 07/06/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Something for fun posted by revjac on July 6, 2005 at 08:17:13:

  ...but I don't know how to translate it into English.
  

  Jim
  Audio Apprentice
  
  

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• I have something even better..... - Sordidman 09:13:14 07/06/05 (4)
  In Reply to: Something for fun posted by revjac on July 6, 2005 at 08:17:13:

  Hilarious...

  
  

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  if you have to ask wha-iz-it, you ain't never gonna know
  

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  • "Tha Ever So Weary Assistant" - subcoolman 10:26:41 07/06/05 (0)
    In Reply to: I have something even better..... posted by Sordidman on July 6, 2005 at 09:13:14:

    (copied and pasted complete with typo)

    Sounds like these guys really know me!
    

    Jim
    Audio Apprentice
    
    

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  • "Monolithic Fishmonger-X"; nah, I don't think so. (MT)..... - J. S. Bach 09:41:49 07/06/05 (0)
    In Reply to: I have something even better..... posted by Sordidman on July 6, 2005 at 09:13:14:

    
    Dave
    Later Gator,
    Crank up your talking machine, grab a jar of your favorite "kick-back", sit down, relax, and let the good times roll.

    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    
    

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  • Wow! Is this me OR WHAT? - Muzikmike 09:34:35 07/06/05 (1)
    In Reply to: I have something even better..... posted by Sordidman on July 6, 2005 at 09:13:14:

    Fiendish Observational Comedian

    
    Sleaze the day!
    
    

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    • HEYYY!! - revjac 10:31:04 07/06/05 (0)
      In Reply to: Wow! Is this me OR WHAT? posted by Muzikmike on July 6, 2005 at 09:34:35:

      That's the same as Janita's dads WuTang moniker. How's that happen? I KNOW you guys aren't alike because at least one of you is 5"8", 155, 75 years old and Dutch.

      yers truly,
      Flippant She Creature
      
      

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• My Chinese name is "Man Big Horse" perhaps being born in the year of the horse had to do with it...nt - millen 08:30:02 07/06/05 (1)
  In Reply to: Something for fun posted by revjac on July 6, 2005 at 08:17:13:

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  • perhaps being born in the year of the horse had to do with it? - revjac 09:04:46 07/06/05 (0)
    In Reply to: My Chinese name is "Man Big Horse" perhaps being born in the year of the horse had to do with it...nt posted by millen on July 6, 2005 at 08:30:02:

    Nah!! Being born "in the year of the horse" has nothing to do with it where you are concerned.
    "Man Big Horse" might be something your wife knows all about and isn't telling.
    
    

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