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kitch29

There's nothing amusing about these attacks yesterday but I blew the morning coffee through my nose whan I read this in the linked article:

"The individual we believe to be responsible for the victim's stab wounds is currently deceased inside the mall," police said ....
"Currently Deceased" (Open in New Window)

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RE: Before you suggest I get help, I did; it didn't work. - geezerrocket 07:46:04 09/21/16 (0)
I just wished that the cop would have walked over to Subway after he shot the terrorist, picked up a big handful of smoked ham, and stuffed it in in the dead corpse's pie hole with his boot heel......

Meat; It's the right thing to do. Romans 14:2
Dawn of the Dead plot stolen - JDK 16:50:15 09/18/16 (0)
Cheers,
John K
Let's hope he stays that way. -nt - jedrider 14:35:50 09/18/16 (0)
Having begun seasonal films last night (Coppola's Dracula)... - musetap 10:06:27 09/18/16 (0)
"currently deceased" could be a legitimate (if ridiculous) term.

NOT even a zombie film.

"Once this was all Black Plasma and Imagination" -Michael McClure
"mall has security teams on site but they are not armed" - AbeCollins 08:16:42 09/18/16 (1)
So WTF good are they in this climate of unpredictable assaults and terror on the innocent?
- RE: "mall has security teams on site but they are not armed" - srdavis2000 06:08:57 09/19/16 (0)
  Apparently, the assailant was shot and killed by a real and armed cop who happened to be at the mall for whatever reason. Never bring a knife to a gun fight. If not for a real armed cop, the guy might be cutting people still.
RE: Before you suggest I get help, I did; it didn't work. - srdavis2000 08:01:05 09/18/16 (1)
Not sure what triggered coffee through the nose.
- RE: Before you suggest I get help, I did; it didn't work. - bullethead 08:07:41 09/18/16 (0)
  Coffee through the nose sounds about right :)

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