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Seems like a natural for jokes, but not really. This is great news for male accident and war zone veterans who suffered these physical and emotionally crippling losses. This first patient will probably eventually regain regular urinary and sexual performance functions. In his case, his dick was amputated because of aggressive penile cancer. The operation took 15 hours! This shows how incredibly complex that little appendage is.
And on that note, don't neglect your regular prostate and package fondlings. Bad news down there can be the worst news if you don't read it.
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Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Siskel and Ebert reviewed it and gave it a "Two Thumbs Up". Truly inspirational, I recommend the uncut version.
I thought it was entirely appropriate that the photo accompanying the story yesterday showed the recipient giving the thumbs-up sign.
Who knows? He may be a rising porn star. Bada-bing.
...remember Lorena and John Bobbitt?
His was sown back on after she cut it off in 1993 and apparently worked since he was in a porno afterward to prove it.
But that's not the same as getting one from an organ donor.
I'm curious, where did Bruce Jenner get his uterus and ovaries from?
From those no longer in need of such items; probably anonymous deceased.
I don't think 3D printing is quite up to it yet.
If so, the dude needing the probe could have specified John Holmes's blueprints.
...a change yourself?
I'm no expert on what the Kardashians have caused, but I believe 66 year old Caitlyn Jenner has not "fully transitioned" yet.
You may run into her in a restroom in a restroom in N. Carolina.
"I believe 66 year old Caitlyn Jenner has not "fully transitioned" yet."You're talking about Bruce Jenner, right? (Or whatever he calls himself this year.) Man, woman, something which Gene Wilder built? Only the DNA knows.
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"The operation took 15 hours!"Lorena Bobbitt could have done it in 5 seconds, and much cheaper. (Oh, wait, that's just the lopping it off part. Sewing it back on could take longer.)
Have you a got a link? (Not to be confused with a sausage link, just a story link.)
So, is there a national penis donation registry? Bruce Jenner should be on it - or not.
:)
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But check most any place. This is not obscure.
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