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I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub, which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
Then I got him a Heineken, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.
It was the same with the Molson's and the Labatt's.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson.
Nope! We switched to Jack Daniel's, but he didn't like that any better than the Jameson.
By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so stoned I could hardly push the stroller back home.
"You won't come back from Fletcher-Munson curve"-Jan and Dean
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A little boy was seen sitting down on the sidewalk curb, crying and crying. The town drunk came forward first, tried to comfort the boy, exhorted him not to cry. But the boy was inconsolable."Why are you crying?", asked the drunk.
"I wan't to do what the big boys do. But I can't. I'm too small and weak...", the boy sniffed. Upon hearing this the town drunk sat down next to the little boy and started crying inconsolably.
Edits: 08/25/15 08/25/15
Here's the child's perspective (relevant lyrics begin at around 0:58).
Happy listening,
Jim
"The passage of my life is measured out in shirts."
- Brian Eno
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"If you are the owner of a new stereophonic system, this record will play with even more brilliant true-to-life fidelity. In short, you can purchase this record with no fear of its becoming obsolete in the future."
Got me! Good one!
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