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Coke is the most valuable brand in history, and “Coca-Cola” is the world’s second-most recognized word after “hello.” However, the beverage itself is an absolute poison to the human metabolism. Coke is very close to the acidity level of battery acid and consequently it can clean surfaces equivalent to and often better than many toxic household cleaners.
Removes grease stains from clothing and fabric
Removes rust; methods include using fabric dipped in Coke, a sponge or even aluminum foil. Also loosens rusty bolts
Removes blood stains from clothing and fabric.
Cleans oil stains from a garage floor; let the stain soak, hose off.
Kills slugs and snails; the acids kills them.
Cleans burnt pans; let the pan soak in the Coke, then rinse.
Descales a kettle (same method as with burnt pans)
Cleans car battery terminals by pouring a small amount of Coke over each one.
Cleans your engine; Coke distributors have been using this technique for decades.
Makes pennies shine; soaking old pennies in Coke will remove the tarnish.
Cleans tile grout; pour onto kitchen floor, leave for a few minutes, wipe up.
Dissolves a tooth; Use a sealed container…takes a while but it does work.
Removes gum from hair; dip into a small bowl of Coke, leave a few minutes. Gum will wipe off.
Removes stains from vitreous china.
Got a dirty pool? Adding two 2-liter bottles of Coke clears up rust.
You can remove (or fade) dye from hair by pouring diet Coke over it.
Remove marker stains from carpet. Applying Coke, scrubbing and then clean with soapy water will remove marker stains.
Cleans a toilet; pour around bowl, leave for a while, flush clean.
Coke and aluminum foil will bring Chrome to a high shine.
Strips paint off metal furniture. Soak a towel in Coke and lay it on the paint surface.
Now can you imagine what is does to your stomach lining?
Follow Ups:
.......the old urban legend about the young couple who got so carried away while making love in their auto that they failed to realize they had neglected to take the necessary steps to avoid pregnancy? Made a quick stop at a local 7-11 where she purchased a bottle of Coke and used it as a douche!
The Fugs wrote and recorded their version, named "Coca-Cola Douche". I once owned a copy of the LP.
Cheers,
Al
Lemon juice?
with Hendrick's, methinks. Soda is some seriously scary stuff!
I had a friend who served in the navy. He said they cleaned the kitchen stainless sinks and counters with Ketchup. Same reasons but I would think messy.
Reduces the excruciating pain of the Gout hump if poured over it, says my son. Good for him.
Cheers
Bill
I have some that are in pretty bad shape and elbow grease and polish aren't working.
"To Do Is To Be" Socrates
"To Be Is To Do" Plato
"Do Be Do Do Be Do" Sinatra
Have you seen this?
Thanks I have tries most of the home remedies and I'm thinking may need to get them buffed out. We are talking serious baked on stuff.
"To Do Is To Be" Socrates
"To Be Is To Do" Plato
"Do Be Do Do Be Do" Sinatra
I used to sell industrial chemicals and found that Floor Wax Stripper
worked for that. Wear strong gloves...
there would be many open and shut studies proving its danger to humans, not to mention mice.
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"I'd like to own a squadron of tanks"
The stomach is already full of hydrochloric acid.
This is needed for two proteases to work and is produced by the stomach itself.
I would have thought that the mild acidity provided by fizzy drinks like Coke means nothing to the stomach lining in these circumstances.
Altho I'm more partial to diet sprite and diet 7-up my own self. My love affair with Diet Coke is on the wane.
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"I'd like to own a squadron of tanks"
which btw is pound-for-pound is stronger than concrete.
I hope I'm not miss-leading anyone, I love a ice cold glass of Coke every now and then.
I literally had pieces of my back teeth disintegrating. After a few monstrous cavities got filled my dentist suggested I get of the Sweet Tarts. And yea, I was prolly washing them down with a Coke, lol.
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"I'd like to own a squadron of tanks"
drinking water from water hoses and pipes both made with lead, red dye #whatcha-ma-callit, riding bike w/o helemts, ass whoopin's with good ole fashion parent's callous hands.
And let's not forget those cavities filled with lead mixed in with the silver!
I sincerely say the above with fondness, although I'm grateful they got rid of lead in society lol...
I just had northern NM green chile with my friday beans. Last of it. All I have left is Hatch. Are you staying near the plaza?
Perfect weather. Headed out in a few minutes to the Railyard Arts district then Canyon Rd. Did the Chocolate Trail yesterday and also visited two wineries.
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"I'd like to own a squadron of tanks"
the acidic content. Probably even more so than the amount
of cocaine they used originally.
"Once this was all Black Plasma and Imagination" - Michael McClure
Along with BBQ sauce, onions and onion soup mix
Oh please, next you'll tell us of the danger of effin' gluten.
... In fact nobody in my family drinks coke/pepsi.
I do keep a few cans/small bottles on hand for some of the unrefined swill drinkers who on occasions grace Chez Sox!
I have a shed full of all manner of chemicals for just about every conceivable purpose.
Even stuff that keeps the holy rollers away, it's called, a fire hose!
d:o)
Smile
Sox
They just drink Fosters!
.
:-)!!
Warmest
Tim Bailey
Skeptical Measurer & Audio Scrounger
... Fosters is not very popular in Australia.Way more Fosters is drunk in the UK than in Australia.
More Fosters is drunk by you Yankees than us Aussies.
Nice try.
Next time, try harder.
EDIT; Syntax
Smile
Sox
Edits: 04/12/14
of youse guys, relatively speaking, I bloody well guess there's more Fosters drunk here than there. I'd guess we do more shrimp on the Bar B as well due to sheer numbers. Y'all do have us beat, raw numbers wise, on deaths due to shark and salt water croc attacks.
I don't blame y'all for exporting, instead of drinking, Fosters.
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... Yeah I think you guy are around 317m and we are 23.5m - so a huge difference for a similar land mass.
Yeah I'm not sure of the number of people hours spent in the ocean here compared to there but I suspect on a per capita basis we have more people spending more time in the ocean than you guys do.
Yes, we have had more Shark fatalities here than you guys.
Fosters is shit beer, I haven't had one this century. I suspect my last one was in the early 80s. I doubt I have had 6 in my life. It is swill.
I'm sure you do more prawns (shrimp) on the BBQ than we do. It is not something we routinely do. I rarely do it. I find it a good way to fuck up a good tasting product.
I am about to have to some fresh calamari (squid) cut into rings and heavily floured and allowed to dry and chill in the fridge for an hour and then deep fried in olive oil. Along with avocado, lettuce, cherry tomatoes and some thinly sliced smoked salmon. I will have a Hop Hog Pale Ale with it and lounge back to watch the footy.
Life is good, even for some of us poor Mexicans!
d:o)
Smile
Sox
there's lots more but since you mentioned that tentacally thing.....
Decerning gourmets who despice fast food might revice there opinions should they ever try Wendys or Popeyes.
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"I'd like to own a squadron of tanks"
... I love octopus & squid. Yummy :o)
I doubt any chain fast food joint will win me over.
Next thing you will tell me I will like snow!
d:o)
Smile
Sox
Just pour full strength and let it soak in. Repeat, Hose down.
Purple Power works better. A gallon is about $8.
-Rod
will do; already got Coke in the house; hope the sugar doesn't attract critters.
...check out the natural pH of stomach contents...pretty low due to HCl. The stomach is designed to handle it. Teeth probably aren't.
was looking at the oil stain in my garage the other day and was wondering how to handle it. I have the absorber but it only does so much; plus the stain is pretty hard and set in.
... Hydrochloric acid? (Hydrogen Chloride)
But, be careful.
If you burn yourself or worse, I will blame Sudz!
Smile
Sox
...solvent/detergent like stuff. Probably cheaper in the long run too.
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