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• First two died of poison mushrooms, the third - rcrump 21:15:49 11/18/03 (4)
  In Reply to: Re: How about one of my ex-wives? Lost the hovercraft posted by Neil49 on November 18, 2003 at 21:05:11:

  died of a broken neck as she didn't like mushrooms......Just married once and we would have won in Viet Nam had she been drafted.....We had a window in our kitchen oven so she could watch the turkey die every Thanksgiving.......The other two I spent about 8 years living with total I never got around to marrying......It is hard to find a woman who will put up with music at all hours.......Latest one likes Celine Dion, but has a trapese and red hair, two redeeming qualities......
  
  

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  • Re: First two died of poison mushrooms, the third - Neil49 21:18:12 11/18/03 (3)
    In Reply to: First two died of poison mushrooms, the third posted by rcrump on November 18, 2003 at 21:15:49:

    Oh, man, I'm dyin! ALL youse Mountain and Pacific denizens has gots to get on earlier!
    
    

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    • Houston is Central time......Had a late dinner - rcrump 21:29:48 11/18/03 (2)
      In Reply to: Re: First two died of poison mushrooms, the third posted by Neil49 on November 18, 2003 at 21:18:12:

      over at the Salt Grass Saloon.......Their motto is "If it ain't burnt then Mama didn't cook it" They also have a sign that says "All gamblers and fancy women need to register with the captain" Think I'm about done with women as spent 17 years living with three of them and they can't abide dust or loud music......Clutter doesn't bother them as much as dust! Strange breed.....
      
      

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      • Oh, yeah--I forgot Houston is Central time... - Neil49 21:38:34 11/18/03 (1)
        In Reply to: Houston is Central time......Had a late dinner posted by rcrump on November 18, 2003 at 21:29:48:

        and tell me about dust! I used to argue the pointlessness of dusting more than every other year or so, but never got anywhere. I notice my ex now PAYS someone to do that for her. If only she had offered ME the same terms.
        
        

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        • Women and Dust! - rcrump 03:31:54 11/19/03 (0)
          In Reply to: Oh, yeah--I forgot Houston is Central time... posted by Neil49 on November 18, 2003 at 21:38:34:

          Never did figure out why dust bothers women so much......It seems to be universal, the clean gene.....Recall the house got really clean in just a few days after Crazy Donna moved in and I am still finding things I thought were lost forever after she moved out.......Remember how she gave me a lecture on where to put the coffee maker and the coffee grinder as I had them in the wrong spot, transposed from the proper way and she didn't even drink coffee!
          
          

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