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ElbowGeek

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"Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife." - FenderLover 12:44:19 09/03/09 (2)
hmmm... Almost sounds like an excuse.
- "Not tonight honey..." - ElbowGeek 12:45:33 09/03/09 (1)
  "...I've got flaming genitals"
  - Reminds the time my wife poured some coffee... - FenderLover 04:56:56 09/06/09 (0)
    Problem was, I had neither a cup in my hand nor one covering the "naughty-bits." Just thinking about the incident brings back... er, I forget.
Hey EG... - EdAInWestOC 10:19:00 09/03/09 (3)
We are coming up on the Labor day weekend here in the USA. Lots of cookouts and people using lighter fluid to start charcoals.

If they read this I'm sure they will be stepping back a bit before they soak the coals...

Ed

We don't shush around here!
Life is analog...digital is just samples thereof
- Hi Ed, we use solid fuel things, fire-starters white impregnated with something volatile, - Timbo in Oz 13:57:22 09/03/09 (0)
  No residual odour, and I much prefer charcoal for BBQ.
  
  Warmest
  
  Timothy Bailey
  The Skyptical Mensurer and Audio Scrounger
  
  And gladly would he learn and gladly teach - Chaucer. ;-)!
  
  'Still not saluting.'
  
  http://www.theanalogdept.com/tim_bailey.htm
  
  Edits: 09/03/09
- Do NOT use lighter fluid - Brian Walsh 10:39:20 09/03/09 (0)
  Use either a smoke chimney or an electric starter coil. I have been using the latter for a few years and will never go back to the fluid. Its taste is readily apparent. It's also a fire hazard if you're not careful. Occasionally I used to have the fire go out on me and would have to carefully put more fluid on the charcoal which of course was still smoldering a bit, followed by throwing a lit match across to it from a few feet away because of the huge flare-up that occurred.
  
  No more of that! The electric coil starts it quickly and efficiently and with no effect on the taste.
  
  Brian Walsh
- We are too actually... - ElbowGeek 10:21:23 09/03/09 (0)
  Just make sure you don't soak yer wedding tackle in surgical spirits or charcoal lighter fluid before ignition ;-)
Not to mention the gerbil that was ejected at high velocity across the operating theater... - cjfrbw 09:53:50 09/03/09 (0)
these are never complete without the gerbil attribution.
After squatting over a mirror and using a magnifying glass and a flashlight - LWR 06:33:38 09/03/09 (3)
I was unable to determine if I have an actual mole on my ass or not. Asking my GF to please help me look was not a good move, I will need to keep this beefsteak on my eye for several more hours.
- Ah, remember that the next time she asks: - ElbowGeek 06:36:01 09/03/09 (2)
  Does this mole make my ass look big?
  - Er...ummm...ahem - LWR 06:38:25 09/03/09 (1)
    .
    - For the last time, stop posting pictures of my wife! - ElbowGeek 06:41:22 09/03/09 (0)
      Oh, wait a minute...

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