Isolation Ward

Posted by geoffkait (M) on January 14, 2009 at 14:44:19

Duck walks into a bar. Duck says to the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender replies, "No, we don't sell grapes." Duck walks out.

Next day, Duck walks into bar again. Walks up to the bartender, asks the same question, "Got any grapes?" and gets the same answer, "No."

Third day, duck walks back into the bar. Asks the bartender for the third time, "Have any grapes?" The bartender, frustrated the duck keeps asking the same stupid question, yells, "No!! And if you ever come back again and ask me that question I'll nail your bill to the counter!!"

Duck walks out of the bar.

Next day, duck walks back in the bar. Goes up to the bartender and asks this time, "Got any nails?"

The bartender: "No."

Duck then says, "Got any grapes?"

• Bartender Then...... - Todd Krieger 14:49:36 07/06/09 (1)
  In Reply to: RE: Joke posted by geoffkait on January 14, 2009 at 14:44:19

  ....grabs a hammer and nails, and says "I lied, hee-hee-hee-hee-heeeee!!!"
  

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  • Then the duck... - geoffkait 16:02:27 07/08/09 (0)
    In Reply to: RE: Bartender Then...... posted by Todd Krieger on July 06, 2009 at 14:49:36

    informs the bartender it lied, too. It's not really a duck, it's the Alien, and proceeds to eat the bartender.
    

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• Man, things ARE dead around here... BTW: that really quaked me up...N/T - musetap 15:53:31 01/14/09 (2)
  In Reply to: RE: Joke posted by geoffkait on January 14, 2009 at 14:44:19

  N/T
  "...You're all welcome to stay for the next set...we're going to play all the same tunes, but in different keys..." -Count Basie
  
  

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  • I always suspected you were a quaker. :-) nt - geoffkait 17:43:07 01/14/09 (1)
    In Reply to: RE: Man, things ARE dead around here... BTW: that really quaked me up...N/T posted by musetap on January 14, 2009 at 15:53:31

    nt
    
    

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    • No ... I just LIVE in quake country...N/T - musetap 22:38:28 01/14/09 (0)
      In Reply to: RE: I always suspected you were a quaker. :-) nt posted by geoffkait on January 14, 2009 at 17:43:07

      N/T
      
      
      "...You're all welcome to stay for the next set...we're going to play all the same tunes, but in different keys..." -Count Basie
      
      

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