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In Reply to: RE: Not me. I'm here for all the hot sex hook-ups. posted by 1973shovel on April 19, 2016 at 04:53:16
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Follow Ups:
One asked the other, "Want to stop in for a cold one?"
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One time, out of curiosity, I went into a sex toy shop and pretended to browse. The female clerk on duty came by and ripped open one of the boxes containing something that resembled a viscoelastic pelvis section. She invited me to touch it. She happily went on about how it felt *just like the real thing*."But it feels so cold..." was my reply.
She simply grinned and nodded her head enthusiastically, "Oh, it'll warm up!"
True story.
Edits: 04/19/16 04/19/16 04/20/16
She seems to talk a lot though :)
...bigger than The Donald's.
I had thought about posting, "You know what they say about a woman with big hands", but your line is better.
remember she does "anything" for you :)
The future?
She seems to talk a lot though.
Well that can be addressed... :)
I remember this Sci-Fi cable show on some guy in Japan that has, like 10 of these "living, love dolls." Gave them names, roles to play in the apartment (you're the maid, you're the cook...).
Wonder what he tells his friends when they come over? And would the living dolls become jealous, if a real woman came into his life?
8^)
just wait until they get pissed at him leave him.
he won't have a pot to pee in.
What does one do, when even the plastic fantastic leave?
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