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Hey Geoffie! Is Machina Dynamica now writing the ad copy for Schiit products? The reason I ask is that I just saw this on the Schiit website:
Beyond Just Technology: SuperUltraHyperTechnology
PYST cables are made from only the finest 6-nines Unobtanium™ alloy, molecularly assembled in our Alternate Universe™ reality-distortion tesseract field , using a secret geometry reverse-engineered from crashed UFOs, painstakingly smuggled out of Area 51 by deep-cover operatives. Performance is further enhanced by the use of a QuantConnect™ quantum-entangled pair of transmission interfaces, held at absolute zero by our exclusive Stasis Field™ technology. The cables are then wrapped in NanoAeroCap™, a nanotechnology-enabled aerogel anti-capacitance insulation system, featuring Fractal Interleaved Geometry™ to create negative inductance for maximum audio transmission quality.
Inquiring minds wanna know!! All in good fun, homes....
-RW-
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Nice to see some in this hobby have a sense of humor towards the insanity :)
Have fun with it all!
My lawyer will be contacting his lawyer. That imitation is the sincerest form of flattery notwithstanding.
Edits: 03/09/15
Would you be willing to accept an out of court settlement?
Yer okay in my book, Geoff, I do so enjoy your sense of humor...
-RW-
Here kitty kitty....
I want a pair of their USB CABLES and some Fruity Pebbles:
USB PYST This is the complete redefinition of USB cables. It actually, physically transports you* into an alternate universe where superbly-mastered, 24/192 music streams 24/7, free of charge to all listeners, for all genres. Supermodels in this alternate world are all deeply into high-end audio, and will beg to go out with you. Butterflies swirl in fantastic colors over clean-lined porcelain cityscapes, everyone is a millionaire, and flying cars run on air. It's a beautiful place to be!
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