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In Reply to: Help Stereophile support the troops? posted by Frank_Locke on March 30, 2006 at 07:05:25:
I just received the same email and I didn't appreciate it. I thought it a veiled attempt to solicit subscriptions under the guise of military support. Not at all what I would expect from the S'phile gang.
"Please note that this promtion is not being done _by_ Stereophile,
but _for_ Stereophile."
Publisher last seen hiding behind grassy knoll!
one of us'ns. Welcome to the conspiracy theory gang! We looked up your profile and found out you be livin' in dat Greenwich Village - ain't that where all the hippies and hom-o-sexuals are a'livin'?
Cuzzin Buford is checkin' out to see if he can land his black helicopter on the roof of your building when he's a'pickin' up all the folks for the next Conspiracy Theorists Ball.
We still got the Krell monoblocks and the Wilson speakers dragged out by the cement pond, but we recently added a Simon Yorke turntable. It was barely used by a little fella that upgraded! Cuzzin Cooter just finished mountin' a brand-spankin' new Grado black in the Simon Yorke and we have put on our Earl Scruggs Review test record. We're dancin' around the cement pond like damn fools!
You may or may not like the initiation to our conspiracy theorists bunch - does 'ain't he got a purty mouth and don't he squeal like a pig' give you an idea. Be sure to wear dat dere 'luminum hat you got. Cuzzin Buford will be landin' on your apartment building at 8 p.m. Saturday night. Be sure you're all gussied up.
basically balderdash. I mean, the telemetry extrapolated from the Zapruder film proves that Oswald did it alone. What everyone missed is that he was using advanced weaponry from Area 51, and JA was showing him how to use it.
We conspiracy theorists proved that JA helped Oswald a year or two ago. We have a picture of Oswald eating lunch in a diner in Dallas an hour before the assassination. With him was a skinny teenager with a Beatle haircut. The waitress remembers him saying, and I quote, "I'll have the BLOODY blue plate special." There you have it - proof positive. Can't imagine why he wasn't arrested years ago.
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