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Heh, heh - and speaking of Springer...

Posted by ElbowGeek on May 22, 2006 at 08:48:58:
I'm doing a house/cat-sit at the mo, and they happen to have a hacked cable box which gets one of the pay-per-view channels.
So that's the first thing I check out and guess who's on - Jerry Springer's Greatest Naked Moments (or sumthin' to that effect). Yep, a parade of *exceedingly* skanky ho's gratuitously getting nekkid and rasslin' over some guy who dun them rawng. It makes one wish for a good ol' twister to hit their trailer parks to help thin out *that* branch of the gene pool. However, they did have a couple of (equially gratuitously nekkid but somewhat less skanky) strippers grinding round a pole in the background so the viewer could focus on something other than cellulite and poorly drawn tatoos.
They also had Girls Gone Wild later that evening. My Saturday was a lot of unproductive TV fun I tell ya...