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Lemme put it this way...if someone offered you a brand new Porsche for $50, would you bid? More...

This reminds me of a story....

Guy is looking in the paper, sees this ad for an almost new Porsche for $50. Naturally, he almost trips over himself getting to the phone. Nice lady answers, says, yes, she has a Porsche for sale for $50, would he like to come over and take a look?

Naturally, the guy drives right over, rings the doorbell, lady answers and takes him over to the garage, opens the door and shows him a mint current year top-of-the line Porsche. Would he like to take a test drive? Yes, he would. She gives him the keys, he gets in, starts it up and drives it around. It's beautiful, runs perfectly, steering, brakes, interior, everything is perfect. Comes back, the lady has the legal papers, he hands her $50, she gives him the keys, spare keys, all the papers. Just before he gets into the car, he pauses, and says,
"Excuse me for asking, but why are you selling this beautiful car for $50."

"Well," she says, "it was my husband's. He just ran off with his gorgeous 25 year old secretary, and he sent me a telegram. It said, "Sell the Porsche, and send me the money."

That would be the only legitimate excuse for this auction.


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