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RE: orchestra members

That began with a rebellion by the Chicago Symphony players in front of the Brass, although why Violists would need to hear I have no idea.

What's the definition of a minor second?
Two violists playing in unison.

What's the definiton of "perfect pitch?"
Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim.

Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.


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