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In Reply to: Has anyone figured out a way to "de-wrinkle" LP album covers posted by Muzikmike on July 7, 2012 at 13:48:44:
Elderly husband coming up on his 40th wedding anniversary decides to go get his wife some negligee as a present. He goes to the lingerie store to pick something out. The sales ladies keep bringing out more product. Every time he would say 'not sheer enough.' Finally they bring out something pretty much transparent and he buys it.
Later on that evening, he presents the gift to his wife:'Take it upstairs, open it up and try it on' he says. So his wife takes the gift upstairs and unwraps it. 'There's nothing to this thing. I'll trick him by just walking downstairs naked,' she says.
So she starts walking down the stairs and he looks up and says:
'You think what I paid for that thing, they would have ironed it!'
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Follow Ups
- OK... another joke - FezCo 18:42:01 07/07/12 (1)
- Haha - excellent!! :-)) nt - andyr 00:28:22 07/08/12 (0)