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In Reply to: Tweaks or "magic" posted by Sean on February 22, 2001 at 11:46:43:
The old "my perception is reality" nonsense.If you believe in "INSERT BUNKUM OF YOUR CHOICE HERE", then the "INSERT BUNKUM OF YOUR CHOICE HERE" works.
If you don't believe, then it CANNOT work, and it's all your fault. And your being narrow- minded, you non- believing,sceptical,"how dare you doubt my experience" son of a bitch.The following is completely irrelevant:
Tiger Woods was getting out of his Benz convertible at a golf course, and some tees fell out of his pocket.A lady passing by said " Aren't you that Tiger fellow- you're famous aren't you?!! I've seen you on TV, I think you are wonderful!"
"Why, thank you" he replied, and bent down to pick up the tees.
"What are those?" she asked.
"They're my tees"
She looked a little perplexed, obviously not a golf follower.
"I use them to rest my balls on when I drive" he explained.
She hesitated a little..." My,..er..those Germans think of everything"
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Follow Ups
- The Sixth Sense - I See Dumb People - john dem 10:56:43 02/23/01 (5)
- Re: The Blues Brothers- "Nope, Ma' am. We're Musicians. We're on a mission from G*d." - -Steve 13:14:19 02/23/01 (4)
- I have done an experiment, and it didn't work - john dem 13:51:11 02/23/01 (3)
- LOL! Thanks John. <nt> - Mike Bates 18:01:48 02/23/01 (0)
- Re: I have done an experiment, and it didn't work - -Steve 15:38:28 02/23/01 (0)
- Yeah - more bad jokes please John! :o) nt - Daniel Espley 15:21:41 02/23/01 (0)