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A new amp has just been introduced. It's the big YING YANG! Shipped directly from Big Dong. It's of the Push Pull variety. I gotta tell ya, I push and I push and she pulls and she pulls and it justs gets bigger and bigger until she just keeps making this noise- OH-OH-OH-OH- and then she yells out: TRIODE- TRIODE -TRIODE. She just doesn't get it that the Triode is being introduced next month when I mod this baby with the new implant tubes. She loves my push-pull but I've told her about the triode and she can't wait. She says she really wants to SET on it. I personally like it best with a single female vocalist singing HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! It's a if she has her lips wrapped completely around the mic.
The specs are: Nine inches in length and three inches in diameter and weighs 2lbs. It takes one woman two hours to manufacture it. There is no shipping. I only allow a woman to pick it up,I'm sexist that way. By appoinment only. Call 888-555-YANG or go to my website at www.igottahaveitbaby.cum

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Topic - Get it NOW! She deserves some audio fun too! - humble pie 07:06:23 09/28/04 (2)

Please take this trash to another forum! - mikeyb 10:26:39 09/28/04 (0)

ZZZZZzzzzzzz. - ??? 09:38:51 09/28/04 (0)

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