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1. ARTIST/SONG: Manfred Mann's Earth Band/Blinded by the Light. REAL LYRIC: "Revved up like a deuce/Another runner in the night." MISHEARD LYRIC: "Wrapped up like a douche/Another rumour in the night."
2. ARTIST/SONG: J. Geils Band/Centerfold. REAL LYRIC: "My angel is a centerfold." MISHEARD LYRIC: "My anus is the center hole."
3. ARTIST/SONG: Queen/Bohemian Rhapsody. REAL LYRIC: "Spare him his life from this monstrosity." MISHEARD LYRIC: "Saving his life from his warm sausage tea."
4. ARTIST/SONG: Deep Purple/Smoke on the Water. REAL LYRIC: "Smoke on the water, fire in the sky." MISHEARD LYRIC: "Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy."
5. ARTIST/SONG: Foo Fighters/My Hero. REAL LYRIC: "There goes my hero, he's ordinary." MISHEARD LYRIC: "There goes my hero, he's old and hairy."
6. ARTIST/SONG: Creedence Clearwater Revival/Bad Moon Rising. REAL LYRIC: "There's a bad moon on the rise." MISHEARD LYRIC: "There's a bathroom on the right."
7. ARTIST/SONG: Bryan Adams/Summer of 69. REAL LYRIC: "Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime." MISHEARD LYRIC: "Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time."
8. ARTIST/SONG: Jimi Hendrix/Purple Haze. REAL LYRIC: "'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky." MISHEARD LYRIC: "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."
9. ARTIST/SONG: Tom Petty/Free Fallin'. REAL LYRIC: "Loves Jesus and America too." MISHEARD LYRIC: "Loves Cheeze Whiz and America too."
10. ARTIST/SONG: Corey Hart/Sunglasses at Night. REAL LYRIC: "Don't masquerade with the guy in shades." MISHEARD LYRIC: "Don't masturbate with a diet shake."
11. ARTIST/SONG: Bob Marley/Jammin'. REAL LYRIC: "We're jammin'/Hope you like jammin', too." MISHEARD LYRIC: "We're German/I hope you're, like, German too."
12. ARTIST/SONG: Marvin Gaye/Sexual Healing. REAL LYRIC: "Darling, you're so great/I can't wait for you to operate." MISHEARD LYRIC: "Darling, you're so great I can't wait for you to ovulate."
13. ARTIST/SONG: AC/DC/You Shook Me All Night Long. REAL LYRIC: "She was a fast machine/She kept her motor clean." MISHEARD LYRIC: "She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean."
14. ARTIST/SONG: Led Zeppelin/Stairway To Heaven. REAL LYRIC: "And as we wind on down the road/Our shadows taller than our souls." MISHEARD LYRIC: "And as we wind on down the road/We should have stolen Oreos."
15. ARTIST/SONG: Sloan/Money City Maniacs. REAL LYRIC: "And the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in coke fizz." MISHEARD LYRIC: "And the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in goat piss."
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