In Reply to: Is country music safe to listen to? posted by jedrider on November 13, 2016 at 19:19:09:
You should remain healthy if you follow the following routine:9am - Merle Haggard
10am - Pierrot Lunaire
11am - Johnny Cash
12am - Berg's Violin Concerto
1pm - Dolly Parton
3-5pm - Wozzek
5pm - A bit of Cajun (stay radical...)
6pm - Moses and Aaron
8pm - Ray Charles sings Country (he did, actually....)
9pm - Webern chamber music and a few arias from Lulu10pm - Copious beers with shots of Southern Comfort. You'll need it after a day like that. Some light music such as Strauss waltzes in the Schoenberg arrangement is permissible.
Psychoanalysis three times a week is, of course, recommended.....
Edits: 11/14/16
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- Only if you balance it with the 2nd Viennese School.... - andy evans 01:38:22 11/14/16 (0)