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Question for Geoff Kait

Hey Geoffie! Is Machina Dynamica now writing the ad copy for Schiit products? The reason I ask is that I just saw this on the Schiit website:

Beyond Just Technology: SuperUltraHyperTechnology
PYST cables are made from only the finest 6-nines Unobtanium™ alloy, molecularly assembled in our Alternate Universe™ reality-distortion tesseract field , using a secret geometry reverse-engineered from crashed UFOs, painstakingly smuggled out of Area 51 by deep-cover operatives. Performance is further enhanced by the use of a QuantConnect™ quantum-entangled pair of transmission interfaces, held at absolute zero by our exclusive Stasis Field™ technology. The cables are then wrapped in NanoAeroCap™, a nanotechnology-enabled aerogel anti-capacitance insulation system, featuring Fractal Interleaved Geometry™ to create negative inductance for maximum audio transmission quality.

Inquiring minds wanna know!! All in good fun, homes....
-RW-


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Topic - Question for Geoff Kait - rlw 11:18:01 03/09/15 (5)

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