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Descriptive Nomenclature

I had asked a seller on Audiogon why he chose a certain colorful phrase to describe the appearance of the unit he currently has for sale. I had referred to his own terminology in asking him specifically why a black faceplate is "badass." His rather strange, puzzling and convoluted answer:

(Name withheld) sent the following response to your question about “Bel Canto Design DAC3.5VB mkII + VBS1”:

What a sick world we live in! It hurts me when I am reminded that there are people who may never know the joy and excitement of owning a truely badass DAC. This subjective attribute cannot be neatly dimensioned/parameterized so consider Justice Stewart's classic description of his threshold test for obscenity: "... I know it when I see it". To realize this concept, you will need to situate this black DAC3.5VB mkII + VBS1 as the centerpiece of your newly improved listening room, sit back and proudly take in the view of your wonderful new DA stage. At that moment, you will never again wonder, "what is Badass?"- you will know it everyday when you see it. I am really sorry about your predicament. Please, don't go the rest of your life not knowing- click the "Buy It Now" button on this listing. You really do deserve to know- you've worked so hard you're whole life. And, you're worth it. Your time is now.... Congratulations on making a great investment.

Please visit Bel Canto Design DAC3.5VB mkII + VBS1 to further review this item.






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Topic - Descriptive Nomenclature - House13 17:41:52 08/19/14 (18)

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