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why haven't we seen Russian speakers?

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What would they be like?

200kg of heavy steel, giant copper voice coils, coated inside with vulcanized moose blubber and stuffed with bear fur, hand-glued birch wood laminate drivers with some kind of insane diamond coating, and finally some brilliant tricks with non-Newtonian fluid dynamics to perform an all-mechanical crossover with no electronic components whatsoever. Occasionally requires lubrication and alcohol refill, but it can rouse a freaking Cossack army.

Failed customs inspection because of the depleted uranium contamination, which completely baffled the manufacturer.


Edits: 06/12/12

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