In Reply to: UPS will be here soon, and I need a lie posted by John E on June 2, 2000 at 14:25:12:
You learn that your wife knows about every single lie you have ever told...but here is one that always works when I buy new gear:"Darling, I don't know what it is, I ordered you a diamond necklace and this arrived...if I give you the number will you call and tell them they made a mistake, I have to go to the bathroom!"
My wife despises making telephone calls, so it works every time...she just walks away muttering under her breath!
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