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In Reply to: I don't like your friends... posted by Bagsgroove on May 13, 2006 at 19:52:33:
A plane went down in the Andes, and the only survivors are two stewardesses. They start getting hungry after eating all the surviving cabin food and snacks, so they figure they should start eating the bodies strewn about in the snow, distasteful a thought as it was.Anyhoo, they decide to start with the Captain as he had a a bit of blubber on him which would help them keep warm.
"How are we going to divide him up?" asked Millie.
"I've got an idea," replied Hattie, "I'll start eating at his head, and you start with the feet."
"Great idea," says Millie.
So they're munching along in silence, so hungry they're not really paying attention to what's going on around them.
"How's the eating at your end?" asks Millie.
"Great; how's your end?"
"I'm having a ball," replies Millie.
"Gee, you eat fast," sez Hattie...
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