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FenderLover

A man goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.”
“Have you ever served in the military?”

“Yes,” he says. “I was in Iraq for two years.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.”

Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The man says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay, you have enough points for me to hire you right now.”
“Our hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am. Plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”

This puzzles the man. He asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why do you want me here at 10:00 am?”

“This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”

Edits: 08/19/14

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Topic - Govt job - FenderLover 18:56:32 08/19/14 (8)

Post Office is privately run. Has been for years. nt - tinear 10:00:22 08/20/14 (0)

good one lol... nt - Green Lantern 22:50:35 08/19/14 (6)

Actually a major insult to the vast majority of government employees. )MT( - J. S. Bach 06:15:15 08/20/14 (5)

RE: Actually a major insult to the vast majority of government employees. )MT( - Inmate51 13:50:50 08/20/14 (0)

old govt saying: "if it ain't broke, fix it til' it is" - Green Lantern 09:40:16 08/20/14 (1)

RE: old govt saying: "if it ain't broke, fix it til' it is" - pictureguy 03:29:39 08/22/14 (0)

OK, but it's kind of folklore at this point, right? - JoshT 07:09:51 08/20/14 (1)

Yes, just like - Batman 10:03:06 08/20/14 (0)

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