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Yikes!!! Pretty scary!!! nt, posted on September 24, 2016 at 10:48:38
spindoctor Audiophile Posts: 1663 Location: Virginia Joined: December 31, 2002	a

And she's a proctologist!, posted on September 24, 2016 at 11:12:55
alaskahiatt Audiophile Posts: 7508 Joined: December 9, 2000 Contributor Since: November 1, 2005	nt

Oooouuuuucccchhhhh! nt, posted on September 24, 2016 at 14:32:43
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Good one! (nt), posted on September 24, 2016 at 15:24:50
1973shovel Audiophile Posts: 10117 Location: Greenville SC Joined: February 25, 2007

Yeah, but I might have jumped the gun saying "she's." nt, posted on September 24, 2016 at 15:46:25
alaskahiatt Audiophile Posts: 7508 Joined: December 9, 2000 Contributor Since: November 1, 2005	nt

RE: And she's a proctologist!, posted on September 25, 2016 at 03:47:39

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That reminds me of a joke:

A man goes to the doctor due to some disturbance in his waterworks. The doctor tells him that he'd like to perform a digital rectal examination of his prostate gland. The patient says "What is that Doc?". The doctor replies that he has to insert his finger into the man's backside and feel the prostate with the finger. The patient says "Okay Doc, but could you use two fingers?". The doctor not quite sure that he has heard the man properly says "I beg your pardon. Could you repeat the question?". The patient says "Could you use two fingers Doc?". Now the doctor is thoroughly confused. He says " I've never had anyone ask me to do that before. Why do you want me to use two fingers?" The patient says "I just want a second opinion".

I knew a clumsy urologist whose nickname was "butter fingers", posted on September 25, 2016 at 06:36:29
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I'd say "watch what bathroom she uses", posted on September 25, 2016 at 09:18:06
1973shovel Audiophile Posts: 10117 Location: Greenville SC Joined: February 25, 2007	but that doesn't necessarily work anymore.

Ha! Love it. :^), posted on September 25, 2016 at 11:16:04
alaskahiatt Audiophile Posts: 7508 Joined: December 9, 2000 Contributor Since: November 1, 2005	nt

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