Comes in 33, 45 and 78 (analog size)

RE: Comes in 33, 45 and 78 (analog size), posted on April 1, 2015 at 09:29:18
CometCKO Audiophile Posts: 873 Joined: August 9, 2002	Shows as CAM Warning: Ad has been banned from the system. What was it? "Knowing what you don't know is, in a sense, omniscience"

Analog pants add , posted on April 1, 2015 at 09:37:50
Frank Mena Audiophile Posts: 279 Location: S Western Ontario Joined: May 28, 2006	Was supposed to be a April fools gag I suppose. It looked very real until you started reading it, then it was an obious gag The analog pants came in 33, 45 and 78 waistbands. The add was quite funny . FYI The pants cost over 300 dollars. Cheers FM

Actual add for Audio Pants, posted on April 1, 2015 at 10:06:42

Frank Mena
Audiophile

Posts: 279
Location: S Western Ontario
Joined: May 28, 2006

Actual Add Description

It's time to tweak your listening with a new pair of Audio Pants.
Take your system to a new level well wearing audio dedicated "Audio Pants"

Newly developed Audio Pants improve soundstage (especially the larger sizes!) tighten the bass (especially the boot cut!) and smooth out frequency response (especially the straight leg!)

Now available "Audio Pants" come in both analog and digital styles.

The analog Audio Pants come in 3 sizes, 33, 45 and 78, of course the 78 Audio Pants are NOS and the supply is limited! Analog Audio Pants are fashioned from extra scratchy wool but do have a high-density polyethylene (HDPE) anti-static lining.
Analog Audio Pants start from $399, upgrades include,

A side pocket/holster for your Zero stat gun $150
A solid core silver draw string waist band $150
Built in record cleaning knee pads $100

The digital Audio Pants are available in many sizes from 16 to 32 and lengths from 44 all the way to 196. The digital audio pants are trimmed in green piping to aid in avoiding spurious light. As expected the digital audio pants come in "relaxed fit", but if you feel your system needs to be a little tighter please just specify "boot cut" in your order. Digital Audio Pants are fashioned from 100% man made polyester and are designed to change format every couple of years, making the purchase of a new pair necessary. For traveling and space saving measures Digital Audio Pants also come in lossless styles.
Digital Audio Pants Start from $399
Digital Audio Shorts (for mp3 play back) are $299 , upgrades include,

A solid core silver draw string waist band $150
Lossless Digital Audio Pants option $150
Up-sampling Audio Pants (makes things larger) $750

Audio Pants are available in Cryo treated versions for an extra $200

At this time for obvious reasons Audio Pants only work with 2 channel systems.

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Comes in 33, 45 and 78 (analog size)

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