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Posted on April 3, 2014 at 12:24:44

sanman
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Posts: 1780
Location: Redwood Coast
Joined: November 13, 2004

How is the perfect woman like a Klipsch La Scala?

They're both low maintenance and horny

Or, if that is too offensive, how's this:

How is the perfect mistress like a Klipsch La Scala?

They're both low maintenance and horny

"When the demon is at your door, in the mornin' it won't be there no more"
Steely Dan

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vinnie2

04:58:27 04/04/14

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Brian Levy

19:02:08 04/10/14

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12:50:33 04/03/14

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Brian Levy

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Brian Levy

12:50:33 04/03/14

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Tadlo

14:52:39 04/03/14

Can be mean and obnoxious if you cross them over wrong. (NT)

Michael Samra

19:02:44 04/03/14

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RE: Vintage audio joke, posted on April 3, 2014 at 12:50:33
Brian Levy Audiophile Posts: 2438 Location: Toronto Joined: June 5, 2000	Sick and demeaning. If alike I would suggest beautiful and efficient would be more appropriate. Don Brian Levy, J.D. Toronto ON Canada

RE: Vintage audio joke, posted on April 3, 2014 at 14:52:39
Tadlo Audiophile Posts: 1925 Location: midwest Joined: March 8, 2003	And sensitive.

RE: Vintage audio joke, posted on April 3, 2014 at 17:05:23
6bq5 Audiophile Posts: 4387 Location: SF Bay Joined: August 16, 2001	and can sound quite shrill if overpowered Happy Listening

RE: Vintage audio joke, posted on April 3, 2014 at 18:36:58
sanman Audiophile Posts: 1780 Location: Redwood Coast Joined: November 13, 2004	And need a lot of real estate to perform at their peak. "When the demon is at your door, in the mornin' it won't be there no more" Steely Dan

Can be mean and obnoxious if you cross them over wrong. (NT), posted on April 3, 2014 at 19:02:44
Michael Samra Dealer Posts: 36118 Location: saginaw michigan Joined: January 30, 2005	" "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong" H. L. Mencken

RE: Vintage audio joke, posted on April 4, 2014 at 04:58:27
vinnie2 Audiophile Posts: 4481 Location: North Carolina Joined: September 28, 2013	And just how is mistress less offensive than woman?

RE: Vintage audio joke, posted on April 10, 2014 at 19:02:08
Brian Levy Audiophile Posts: 2438 Location: Toronto Joined: June 5, 2000	I took it in the context as a woman who is involved with a married person and not sexist. But then again, I grew up before all about being politically correct was in vogue. Don Brian Levy, J.D. Toronto ON Canada

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