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Christmas shopping

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Posted on December 8, 2016 at 15:30:58
free.ranger
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A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her
husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone.

"Where are you? You know we have lots to do!"

"You remember the jewelers we went into about ten years ago, and you fell in love with that
diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that store."

"Well I'm in the gun shop next door to that."

 

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