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Here is how to best enjoy what Hometown Buffet has to offer:
1. Drive into the parking lot. Park. Witness the people who are moving in and out of the establishment. The ones shuffling in are anticipating laying down $12 for the privilege of consuming 10,000 calories in plate after plate of piles of shitty chow. They have the guilty look of sex-crime parolees walking into a porn shop or an elementary school. The ones waddling out are as bloated as dead whales on disgusting food, with eyes cast at the ground in shame and self-loathing. They appear to have lost the will to live. Some are openly weeping.
2. Go to the door. Look inside. The place seats 400! It's like an industrial-farm feedlot catering to those Americans for whom "value" is synonymous with "shit-loads." Nobody is talking -- it's like an SAT exam is going on in there. Everyone is inhaling mountains of food.
3. Walk back to your car. Go across the street to Olive Garden and order their all-you-can-eat salad for $8. It's not too bad, and relatively speaking, not bad for you, even if you have two or three helpings, and even if you get plenty of the grated parmesan cheese on top. And you don't have to forfeit a year of your life.
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to tell us how to eat.
rlindsa
Maybe I should tell you how to do reading comprehension.
I go there twice or thrice a year; a few 1000 calories be damned and I can think a lot of other ways that wreck the body. Price is decent, food is decent and not too many places here in San Diego that offer American food buffet style relative to it's size (other than the casinos but they can get pricey and are a great distance away). Breakfast is also good; but it's pretty hard to screw up breakfast.Soup plantation is ok and my wife prefers it over HT; but I'm not a big salad eater.
Edits: 02/28/15 02/28/15 02/28/15
Later Gator,
Dave
when given the choice I ALWAYS start with 'the big salad'. And @HT buffet? You can not only get exactly the one you want, but some reasonable soup, too. The guy that slices the beef / ham / turkey is always good for repeat customers.
No need to eat 5000 carbohydrate calories!
I'm with GL with 2x annual visits. One in the winter expessly FOR the warming soup.
Imagine here in SoCal having to go OUT in 40f weather!
Too much is never enough
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"Have you a water buffalo?"
nope, nada.
all the best,
mrh
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