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... were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
A girl suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her, so went out and bought a gun. She went to his apartment unexpectedly, opened the door and found him in the arms of a redhead.
In a rage, she opened her purse, took out the gun -- and instantly her rage turned to grief.
She put the gun to her own head.
The boyfriend yelled, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The girl replied, 'Shut up, you're next!'
Bada blam.
Follow Ups:
... As soon as she even suspected I was cheating on her she would start shooting her mouth off.
Smile
Sox
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