In Reply to: RE: The holidays are coming... What do you want for an audio present? (real OR imaginary OK) posted by gme109 on October 11, 2016 at 18:31:41:
So my sock drawer is filled with nice, clean socks. The bad ones are in some landfill... Killing rats. Poisoning the land for the next thousand years. The bacteria in those socks will never die. They will contaminate the whole World... And eventually end Human dominance of this planet... My legacy to all socks everywhere.
I am certain the bacteria in my socks were an alien invasion. Aliens bent on killing us.... one sockfull at a time.
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- I have not worn socks once since I retired..... euthanized plenty of socks, others bought... - Smelly_Socks 19:45:20 10/11/16 (0)