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why haven't we seen Russian speakers?

What would they be like?

200kg of heavy steel, giant copper voice coils, coated inside with vulcanized moose blubber and stuffed with bear fur, hand-glued birch wood laminate drivers with some kind of insane diamond coating, and finally some brilliant tricks with non-Newtonian fluid dynamics to perform an all-mechanical crossover with no electronic components whatsoever. Occasionally requires lubrication and alcohol refill, but it can rouse a freaking Cossack army.

Failed customs inspection because of the depleted uranium contamination; the manufacturer was completely baffled this was a problem.



Edits: 06/12/12 06/12/12

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